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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前

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  • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    Dumb take, even if you broke up. Those were real experiences that shaped you, and you probably wouldn’t be the same person if you had slept instead.

    Don’t regret past lovers, accept that lots of things in life are temporary, and that’s okay.

    • JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      As evidenced by the facial expressions in the meme. That does not look like lost time to me!

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    Yep, they’re right here. Happily married.

    We were roommates. And then just kept being roommates. Even became good friends.

    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yeah, I was going to say - where are they now? In my fucking bed, waiting for me to get off the can …

      • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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        Lucky you, I just have one all purpose bed.

        • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I refuse to compromise on any horizontal activities.

          • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works
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            nice

      • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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        Edit: nvm, thought it was a typo but it’s an expression

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      And they were roommates.

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        Oh my god they were roommates

  • higgsboson@piefed.social
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    bullshit doomer take

    • apenstaartje@lemmy.cafe
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      Removed by mod

      • higgsboson@piefed.social
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        ok, troll

        • apenstaartje@lemmy.cafe
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          Ok, troll

  • Stillwater@sh.itjust.works
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    You sleep every day but you only get so many of those interactions in life

  • tomkatt@lemmy.world
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    I married her nearly 20 years ago. And sometimes we’re still up til 3 am talking. No regrets.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Same, but not quite 20 years. No regrets.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    I also married one of them, but the rest were mostly positive experiences also.

  • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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    Those were the best moments. Even without romantic intentions, those times at the end of the night when all the chaos has died down and you’re just closely connecting with your friends. It’s really the best.

  • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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    Remember when you you were crying from loneliness till 3AM till you sobbed to sleep? Well the crying didn’t make any friends so you should’ve just slept

  • capybeby@sh.itjust.works
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    They are my fiancé now!! Worth every hour of lost sleep

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    Asked me to marry him. Bought a house together. Been 20 years and still 3am chatting (admittedly because rn he’s in spain and i’m still in AU and it’s mostly pictures of our cats and him in front of various buildings but still…)

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      You bought a house together and live on separate continents?

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        Buddy, I’ma bout to blow your mind. Picture this: work trips

        (He is on one.)

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    She’s in our bed

  • razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de
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    deleted by creator

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Obligatory wife acknowledgement.

    But also obligatory Xkcd which honestly really sums up part of why I love being polyamorous. Even in my 30s I love the feeling of being up all night getting to know someone and figuring out how its all going to go. It’s one of the true joys in life to me. Though I’ll admit it doesn’t happen at 3 am anymore, if I’m up that late my body gets mad at me

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      I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that there’s an xkcd for this, but I still am

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        It was a formative one for me since I read it in high school and it impacted how I viewed relationships and nights of deep conversations.

        Also obligatory acknowledgment that its funny weed number

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Dude fuckin real.

  • Trash Panda@lemmy.ml
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    We’re married.

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    Wasn’t in a romantic context, but a roommate of mine and I would stay up late talking

    He ended up saving me from suicide, we were each best man at the other’s wedding, and we still play D&D twice a week! Totally worth it

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