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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works ·
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Throw back to a classic

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works ·
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  • andrewta@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Somehow I’m not blaming the lady.

    Fix your plumbing in your house/apartment !

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      Or maybe flush mid poo if you’re shiting stumps.

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        Worst case. Get your hands dirty. Mash it up a little.

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          I mean she had already reached in and grabbed it out

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      I’d normally agree with you, but I’ve seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn’t split a person in two

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        It does.

        ::: NSFW Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure :::

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        1000062240

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          😂😂😂😂

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        I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush

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          What is a stick but a toilet knife by another name

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          He prefers that to consuming fiber? Geezus.

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        Even after all this time on Earth, I’m amazed to imagine there are human beings with this kind of problems… I’m gonna go out on a limb and imagine this is a US thing?

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