A few ideas:
- it’d come in like a wrecking ball
- it would be slimmed-down, surgically
- notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
- it would be annoyingly noisy
Let’s get normies aboard the Linux train by creating more distros with celebrity branding: imagine Taylor Switft Linux or BTS Linux.
There was a Taylor Swift Linux but it’s dormant
DD Linux (Danny Devito Linux)
So anyway, I started blasting
Kernel panic Ohoh! Botched it ! I botched it.
Fatal error: file not found Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
I Think You Should Linux with Tim Robinson
It would ship with a copy of the egg game.
Honestly, BTS Linux might actually be a success.
Definitely. You’ll have people setting up discord servers to teach everyone how to create a bootable usb drive. The mass coordination of the fandom is insane.
ruOS. Endorsed by RuPaul. Imagine how pissed the fascists over at omarchy would be.
Linus linux after Linus Sex Tips. Or linux for short.
Her vocal fry is the system wide notification sound
Sudo and elevated privilege failures queue playing the Achy Breaky Heart.
- You’re likely to get infected if you touch it
Antivirus scanners hate this one distro
