If not friend then why friend-shaped?
Never had this happen to me, but maybe it’s because I lean over the plate with my arms around it like a greedy dragon, teeth bared, daring anyone to try something.
Steer clear of Australia, mate
Thanks, that was hilarious! I love the part where he takes the bottle straight out of the vending machine.
I usually give that look to the table on the other side of the restaurant that didn’t finish their fries and let the waitress take them to be thrown away in the trash.
it’s not rude to tell her you’re not done
True. Or just grab the fork and pick up something, no words even needed.
If a waiter’s coming around to clear the table, usually it’s because people at the table are giving indications that they’re done - nobody’s eating anymore, cutlery is set parallel in the “finished” (4-10) position, etc.
No, but you are a Fat little Tiger for doing it
I don’t eat out
This is what those in the eating business call a dick move.
Why were there still uneaten fries? It’s kind of on you.
Oh I’m sorry bitch didn’t know there was a shot clock on these Jalapeño poppers, don’t mean you get a free throw
Take it out on the waitress who got Jalapeño business and pilfered your poppers. Or should I say her poppers. Law of the jungle, survival of the fittest, finders keepers, etc.
I think you said etc. because you were out of examples…
I think you said whatever you said because your mom was out of examples. No offense.
Would cuddle that chonker
It is an adorable little chonk.
chonklet
When Sifu takes away the Dragon Scroll…
On the other hand if there’s nothing on my plate you can feel free to take it you don’t need to ask, I probably won’t eat the plate.
