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minus-squareBombOmOm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·edit-21 day ago“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay” “We know. Now, would you like some tacos?” “What?” “Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 day ago“I told you, I’m gay.” “And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·23 hours ago“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·21 hours ago“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·24 hours agoOh I read that totally different. “Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck” “Word, these supreme though?”
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·21 hours agoThat’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours ago“I’m watching my weight” “This is how we knew”
“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”
“We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”
“What?”
“Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
“I told you, I’m gay.”
“And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
Oh I read that totally different.
“Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”
“Word, these supreme though?”
That’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
“I’m watching my weight”
“This is how we knew”