You can see it in his eyes. He’s seen things…
At first it looks like you can only see one of his legs.
But maybe you actually CAN see the other one, strung up on the right.
Richard Scarry, a name and a guarantee (if you start thinking too much)
His friends call him spooky dick
Ever notice how there is only one crab in all of bikini bottom, and he’s known for serving crabby patties?
Sweeney Hogg
He enjoy
Swiney Tod
Damnit. Beat me!
Those eyes don’t hide the answers.
“Hey Bob! Were you and the wife able to work things out?”
Brick Top: You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are ya?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
Well, thank you for that. That’s a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn’t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
Have you evet been around pigs? They don’t give a fuck!
You are what you eat.
Family. I love fast and furious
Pigs will eat anything.
Makin’ loves makin bacon
Yeah, those trotters couldn’t possibly wield a cleaver safely.
