Move over poop knife. There’s a new tool in town
pops head out the restroom door…
Sorry to ask, but where’s your poop blender?
Is there a word for shitting and cumming at the same time?
Dirty Cumjizz
It’s gotta be either shumming or cutting, and I don’t want to know either way…
Cutting has another meaning so I think shumming fits better.
Going no. 2 and no. 3 at the same time = no. 6.
Bah. A dremel has no torque (by design). You need a Milwaukee Hammer Drill Arse-Whisk.
The design is very human
So THATS what they mean by ‘rearrange their insides’
GPL-1 users: Oh?
GPL1 drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy cause ridiculous amounts of constipation due to slowing down digestion and GI food transference.
Oh thank God. I thought it was my IBS acting up again. I’ve been on it for over a year and lost the weight really well, but the constipation was somewhat horrific.
If you still have issues with constipation, go get some:
- High Absorption Magnesium Citrate 250mg
- High Absorption Potassium supplements
Why it matters:
GPL-1 drugs deprive your body of some nutrients and to make things worse, normal vitamins also are not fully absorbed for the same reason you are losing weight.
The constipation is a direct result of your body telling you it’s missing certain vitamins and the magnesium citrate plus potassium will help this.
I’d recommend taking it once a week. usually the day after your shot and see if it helps. Up the dosage if it doesn’t but be careful as too much (daily intake) can result in diarrhea.
sources:
- Wife and I have been on it for pre diabetes for 6 months
- Doctor recommended us do this
- https://bremorx.com/glp-1s-and-multivitamins/
And as always, don’t take advise from Internet strangers. Instead, use this information to approach your doctor and ask them.
Actually I already have to take salt tablets for another medical issue. But Wegovy certainly didn’t help that issue.
Interesting, for me it was rather fine. I used it for around 3 years, and kept up a once per day bowel schedule on most days. Still lost a lot of weight. But I know it does slow down digestion a lot, all the way from the stomach to the colon
Hi, is this item still available?
Looks like an ad in The Viz.
Inb4 poop dremel
