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Tbf: It really doesn’t look like a dildo
Some porch pirate is in for a disappointing surprise when he was expecting an axe.
Double handed chopping dildo?
Skill issue.
Not with that attitude …
Unless you’re really brave…
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When I was experimenting as a quite young teen, I routinely used a 10mm Allen wrench for ‘self exploration.’ One day I wanted to try something bigger but the only thing that fit the bill was the handle of a hammer… Surely lubricated wood is more gentle than cold hard steel? Eh… Suffice it to say: the blunt end and relatively sharp corners were not kind to my small behind. Life is full of lessons, and some are a pain in the ass.
At least the hammer has a flared base
I promise you, I did NOT get that far
sharing a story nobody asked for
r*ddit
And who asked you? What kind of standard is that? How many posts have been asked for?
It’s classic trauma-dumping behavior. People see a post that is barely related to some part of their lives (meaningless to every one else), and they blurt it out hoping it gets a bunch of le updoots (attention).
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You seem to not know what trauma-dumping is
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The topic and comments reminded me of a funny life experience which seemed relevant (brave dildoing of a definitely-not-a-dildo tool which typically has a wooden handle). Lemmy doesn’t even have karma and this is an anonymous account. It was shared with a comedic tone in an attempt to amuse readers with a funny topical anecdote; which it seems to have done.
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I guess I’m not the only one who’s butthurt :P (that’s actually just played up for the punchline; the physical sensation wasn’t significant memorable at all, but the oddity of the situation was)
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Since you’re ratioed and it’s not even close, it might not have been so meaningless. Why, do you think, do people give so much attention when it’s barely related and meaningless?
lmao ratio’d idiot
tw*tter ->
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Someone somewhere asked; they just didn’t know it yet
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That’s a good summary for most human social interaction
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At least it’s a little on topic and I did spoiler it
3 bullet points of excuses
digging the hole deeper i’m afraid
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Well at least it’s flared on one end.
When I worked in unloading package trucks in college there was always a few idiots who would ship dangerous stuff in totally unacceptable ways.
That looks like a repackage job. Somebody put an axe into a regular box and shipped it. The axe came cutting out of the box somewhere along the journey. This is the type of repackaging that we would do if it didn’t endanger anyone. We’s also put a no belt sticker on it and put a hold on the shipment until the asshole paid for shipping an dangerous object. Everyone then knew what it was and it was shipped safely.
I once had a box fall off a tier and 10 sharp unsheathed bayonets stabbed into the deck less than 1cm from my foot. Some idiot had stacked a whole bunch of lead bullets for reloading on one side of the box and placed the unsheathed bayonets on top of them at an angle. Since all the weight was on one side, it tipped over off of the stack and fell. The blades came out on on impact and stuck 2cm into the deck next to my foot.
We returned the box to the sender, after using a bunch of bubble wrap and several rolls of clear tape to turn each bayonet into a ball.
Yeesh. Close call there.
That makes sense, it not being properly packaged. Also gotta stack things safely when in storage.
AND MY AXE
IS NOT A DILDO!
Paige NO!
RACHEL!
WHERE WERE THE DRUGS GOING
r*ddit is that way ->
Reddit is not a physical place, it doesn’t have a direction relative to me
Figure of speech bros… Its over…
Are you somehow under the illusion that I don’t know that?
mmm yes i’ll reference the concept of relativity in my joke!
lmfao
Do you thinks that’s what relativity is…?
Dildos are getting a little out of hand.
You really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes, though.
Sender listed as Axe Body Spray HQ
I’ve absolutely done the Family Guy gag of gift-wrapping a CD to look like a bottle of Jack.
“aww man, that’s not an …xbox controller!”
I appreciate packaging that says “y’ain’t gon’ hurt it.”
