I would be interested to see the total percentage of time I have spent in virtual worlds vs waking life.
I was recently thinking that if I died and went to hell, the greatest torture that could be inflicted on me would be to show me how much productive time I wasted pulling the meat.
meat pulling is productive.
You typically produce something…
I guess with that much masturbation, I can see how he died at 38.
These are some wild stats. Why doesn’t he poop
Edit: I’m now remembering that comas and periods aren’t always used the way I’m used to
38*365=13870
856346/13870=61.74
This guy masturbated 62 times per day if we assume that he is capable to jerk when a toddler. If we assume he starts jorking it from 12, then this rate goes to 90.23 faps per day
He is the king of gooners
And he still managed to sleep over 9 hours per day and walk over 14.7km (9.15mi) per day on average
He mastered the art of sleep’batin’ and walk’batin’, making him able to achieve such high numbers.
Some say he could never get off unless sleeping or walking.
Truly a sleepwalk’bater
He basically sleep walked while masturbating. Never heard of multitasking?
Rookie numbers.
145L of booze? Rookie numbers.
They drank themselves to death on the first go. It’s the only explanation.
Yᴏᴜ Hᴀᴠᴇ Dɪᴇᴅ
Pʀᴇss Fɪʀᴇ Tᴏ Rᴇsᴘᴀᴡɴ
I don’t wanna. Where’s the power button?
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