Superman is solar powered, gonna be cancelled sadly
Big oil will never let him live
Hanberders, bigly
Wait, are those just patties on buns? No cheese, no lettuce, no tomato? This guy must be some kind of alien
Given the physics of conservation of mass, he must be shitting a boatload out of view.
But what can you actually do among things that Superman can? Wear panties over the pants? Something else?
i can fart the alphabet
Bet Superman can’t.
i hear superman farts rainbows so like, he loses just on spectrum
Take off my glasses and squint to look at things
<gasp> Das ist Superman!
Er ist der Über Munch
*slaps the german out of you*
Hier in Amaerika*, we spiek Amaerikan.*where 1/3 of the world German population lives, a harrowing 41 million people in the US, or 5% of the population.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Americans
All them burgers and he’s still mad.
What’s the context here does he think he’s Jughead?
Back in the day, it was common for Superman and Batman comics to show the hero on the cover doing something wild/unusual and then have a headline like “Why Is Superman Eating A Million hamburgers?” or “Why Is Batman Teaming Up With the Joker?”
At that time, comics tried to resolve a story every issue, and they weren’t going to kill of the main hero, so they had to come up with gimmick stories. In the stories Red Kryptonite and magic could affect Superman, so the writers would have him face those things, and then have to come up with ways of overcoming the situation.
Back then, Supes ‘married’ Lois Lane dozens of times; it was laways a dream, or a fantasy, or robots, or duplicates…
Re: your username. Are you related to the madlad that invented that sandwich?
Not genetically related, but we share a spiritual bond.
OP missed a golden opportunity with “Übermuncher”
