• rumba@lemmy.zip
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    2 hours ago

    chainsaws should not be gender limited. EVERYONE should know to run a chainsaw.

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        “I’m going to build a shelter entirely out of some long hard wood because I like phallic objects that much.”

        If this joke doesn’t land I’m deleting myself it.

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          25 minutes ago

          The gays for Republican party is literally called The Log Cabin Republicans party.

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    Oh come on grandpa you should have taken a more modern route, give the kid a good action movie.

    Like Deadpool 3. It’s got a great climax.

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    “Man the queer out of me” is eerily similar to what my dorm-mate said when his homophobic roommate told him to “man up and cut the f***ot shit.”

    I nearly died laughing when my dorm-mate responded, “oh yeah? You gonna use your manly powers to fuck the f***ot out of me?”

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      I think it’s useful to remember what happened to Francis Bacon after his father caught him wearing his mother’s underwear and had him whipped by a group of boys who worked on their land. He’s my favorite painter but that whole approach at manning someone up is just destructive.

      You should raise a child to allow them to reach their full potential and accept their individual nature, making them fit a very specific indentical mold your pre-conceived ideals like is a good way of destroying them.

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      10 hours ago

      Try and try he did. Butnl no matter how hard he tried, and hard he did try, the roommate could not fuck the f***ot out of him. So sad. Try again tomorow…please.

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        They’re doing it wrong, the roommate is supposed to be on the receiving end so the other one can exercise their “manly powers”.

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    12 hours ago

    Until I read the second paragraph, I thought it was stating that the step grandfather was trying to teach them how to apply eyeliner with a chainsaw.