Did the eyeliner last for the rest of the afternoon too?
The real question is how do you measure how gay a log cabin is?
chainsaws should not be gender limited. EVERYONE should know to run a chainsaw.
Nobody cheats on Chainsaw Betty.
All log cabins are pretty gay tho

…expand on that?
“I’m going to build a shelter entirely out of some long hard wood because I like phallic objects that much.”
If this joke doesn’t land I’m deleting
myselfit.The gays for Republican party is literally called The Log Cabin Republicans party.
Oh come on grandpa you should have taken a more modern route, give the kid a good action movie.
Like Deadpool 3. It’s got a great climax.
Oh hey its Moki! She’s awesome!
Seems like his attempt backfired hard. As expected.
There’s a reason the gay republicans call themselves “Log Cabin Republicans.”
Now you’re queer and buff. Sure he meant to punish you?
“You won’t be bullied for being queer if you have a 20” chainsaw
I mean somebody has to build the love shack.
“Man the queer out of me” is eerily similar to what my dorm-mate said when his homophobic roommate told him to “man up and cut the f***ot shit.”
I nearly died laughing when my dorm-mate responded, “oh yeah? You gonna use your manly powers to fuck the f***ot out of me?”
I think it’s useful to remember what happened to Francis Bacon after his father caught him wearing his mother’s underwear and had him whipped by a group of boys who worked on their land. He’s my favorite painter but that whole approach at manning someone up is just destructive.
You should raise a child to allow them to reach their full potential and accept their individual nature, making them fit a very specific indentical mold your pre-conceived ideals like is a good way of destroying them.
Try and try he did. Butnl no matter how hard he tried, and hard he did try, the roommate could not fuck the f***ot out of him. So sad. Try again tomorow…please.
They’re doing it wrong, the roommate is supposed to be on the receiving end so the other one can exercise their “manly powers”.
Pride flags and log cabins both usually have horizontal stripes. Easy to combine
Until I read the second paragraph, I thought it was stating that the step grandfather was trying to teach them how to apply eyeliner with a chainsaw.
Put me down for one gay log cabin, please?
I would like a fabulous log cabin.








