I use Arch btw
Mint, or/and Bazite?
Endeavour: Openly has a crush on arch, but is too lazy to put effort into dating.
NixOS is missing cause they graduated early 😎
lol NixOS shows up every day with their younger sibling that is somehow smarter than them but yesterday they were the younger sibling
Fedora and Alpine have no chill lol
I feel the word reliable is missing for Debian.
Debian - A little boring and outdated, but friendly and reliable. Everyone likes him.
Like this?
Bazzite: Sweaty gamer in their mom’s basement. Goes a minimum of 2 days without showering. Talks like they know stuff, but really they parrot what they read on internet forums. Could change their whole life if they wanted to, but they refuse.
Alpine is minimal. That kid would show up in one piece pajamas because it serves the job of pants, shirt, underwear, and sweater+hood (if it comes with a hood).
don’t forget their lunchbox (BusyBox)
Apparently there are no women in Linuxville?
Nah Fedora’s a girl, sorry that’s how you find out your mom is gay
Even though I find it likely that you detected an actual bias in the design of the meme, I don’t see any explicit indications of Manjaro’s, Fedora’s or Alpine’s genders.
They’re still not wrong; they’d be girls, not women.
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Debian
everyone likes him
Press X for Highly Doubt
Really? What do people have against Debian?
Obsolete. No WiFi drivers ever. (Might be false by now.) Always breaks during major upgrades (that’s only my experience, so I could be wrong here too). But hey, it’s obsolete!
Don’t break Debian, they say.
a student is outdated?
Slackware: Just sits there quietly and tries to blend in, but wears a plaid 3-piece-suit and smokes a pipe.
Slackware is the ancient teacher still using chalk and a blackboard threatening to beat misbehaving kids.
I think Slackware would be more:
Sits in the back of the room quietly working, well wearing a three piece plaid suit and smoking a pipe. Depending on the day the pipe may contain tobacco, marijuana, and/or mushrooms. Still uses a slide ruler because its stable tech.
Ubuntu is always trying to sell you stuff by forcing it into random unrelated conversations
Ubuntu is the tinfoil hat guy who believes weird stuff but people still follow her because she is loud
I was thinking Ubuntu is the one who follows people around and steps on the heels of their shoes while they walk, but has loads of “friends” because they have money.
That fits as well 😁
I’m a Fedora user, what does that say about me?
Loving family, lots of friends, wealthy, intelligent, very cute pets.
You fucked OP’s mom.
