Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re missing stuff, right?

I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.

Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this

Wtf am I looking at?

Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

> bites victim  
> injects stir bars through fangs  
> drag them back to my lair  
> throw onto the stir-floor  
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
> take nap

Today was a good day.

1. those are huge stir bars
2. my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱

And implanting them all over the place, apparently.

Mmm magnets.