i tried this , it’s a new testicle maxing technique from Andrew Taint, ended up at 4am dipping my balls in a bucket of ice cream gasping “oh blessed Jesus , so fucking good!” Alas my wife and daughter opened the door to the kitchen to see what all the noise was about, seeing me spread eagled and naked on the floor, my balls in a tub of ice cream, my daughter looked me in the eye and slowly her eyes went dead, she and my wife said nothing, packed up and left there and then.
I did however notice i needed to clean under the refrigerator
This is why we need men’s rights, God forbid we acknowledge men are sexual beings who sometimes need to pleasure their balls with frozen goods. I bet if a woman did this with an ice dildo she’d win an award!
Okay story time. My wife told me she found a trick to cure her athletes foot. You guessed it, Vapor Rub. She swore by it and I didn’t think much of it because I never really got athletes foot.
Fast forward a year or so later and I get athletes foot, only it isn’t on my feet…it is on my balls and taint area. It slowly built up over the course of a couple of days and one evening after I got off work I just could not take the burning and itch anymore.
I remember the Vics Rub trick and think hey if it works so good on your feet why not your balls and taint area. So I go find the plastic jar and slather up my balls. At first nothing happened. Then a burning sensation a hundred times worse than I ever had struck me.
When wife found me after she got off work, I was in the tub crying and begging for anything to stop the pain. After a couple of hours it began to subside. It was one of the more painful things I had ever experienced.
Oh, btw it did cure my athletes crotch thing but even though it worked I would definitely give it a 0 out of 10.
i tried this , it’s a new testicle maxing technique from Andrew Taint, ended up at 4am dipping my balls in a bucket of ice cream gasping “oh blessed Jesus , so fucking good!” Alas my wife and daughter opened the door to the kitchen to see what all the noise was about, seeing me spread eagled and naked on the floor, my balls in a tub of ice cream, my daughter looked me in the eye and slowly her eyes went dead, she and my wife said nothing, packed up and left there and then.
I did however notice i needed to clean under the refrigerator
This is why we need men’s rights, God forbid we acknowledge men are sexual beings who sometimes need to pleasure their balls with frozen goods. I bet if a woman did this with an ice dildo she’d win an award!
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Lol that was great.
Okay story time. My wife told me she found a trick to cure her athletes foot. You guessed it, Vapor Rub. She swore by it and I didn’t think much of it because I never really got athletes foot.
Fast forward a year or so later and I get athletes foot, only it isn’t on my feet…it is on my balls and taint area. It slowly built up over the course of a couple of days and one evening after I got off work I just could not take the burning and itch anymore.
I remember the Vics Rub trick and think hey if it works so good on your feet why not your balls and taint area. So I go find the plastic jar and slather up my balls. At first nothing happened. Then a burning sensation a hundred times worse than I ever had struck me.
When wife found me after she got off work, I was in the tub crying and begging for anything to stop the pain. After a couple of hours it began to subside. It was one of the more painful things I had ever experienced.
Oh, btw it did cure my athletes crotch thing but even though it worked I would definitely give it a 0 out of 10.
P sure the athletes gangrene died of cringe bc I don’t think Vicks has any antibiotic or antifungal properties
Active ingredient is menthol which has significant anti bacterial and anti fungal properties. Like I said it worked, would not recommend.
TIL, thanks. I’ll make sure not to try it though
So putting Vicks vapour rub on your balls will: