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Sjutton - as I have absolutely no idea why it’s a swear. It literally means seventeen.
Pizdets
I’m a fan of pendejo. If you’ve never heard someone say it you’re missing out. It’s always said with such utter contempt and the “de” is emphasized so hard it’s practically spit out.
Runner up: puta madre
Do short phrases work?
Because, if so, the Chinese 你妈死了 ( ni ma si la, your mom is dead ) is one of my all time favorites.
It’s kinda basic, but I surprisingly don’t know almost any other vulgar phrases/words in other languages.
Phrases are both acceptable and appreciated!
Merde.
Kinderficker has been sadly relevant lately.
In Italian we have a category of curse words called “bestemmie” which they are actually illegal to say because they’re an insult to God or the religion in general.
Some of my favourite ones are “Dio cane” (god is a dog), “Dio merda” (god is a shit), “Dio boia” (god is an executioner).
你老母大減價!
Merde! Putana!
Merde especially because of use by a fictional medieval vampire jumping a moat on a motorbike
HURENSOHN!
Scheisse
Shiddee… Schois/schoas.
Aaah die dialektik
Hundagrübbal sakazement no’ mol!
jævlig, jævel, and jævla in norwegian are quite versatile. i am learning it as it’s the language of my ancestors and my dad raised me learning it, but sadly, i only learned basic norwegian thru youtube videos he showed me and i’m the only one actively (though on-and-off) learning it. jævlig is like “terrible” but it means “devilish”, but you can also say something is “jævlig god” which is like “fucking good”.
jævel is a noun, so “en rik jævel” is a “rich fuck”. this might be useful for my friend who says stuff like “the horny fuck” or «den kåte jævelen». so it’s like “the fuck” (noun) or “fucker”.
jævla is like fucking, for example, «ei jævla tispe» is a fucking bitch, or you could say «en jævla tispe», i’ve heard both. “the fucking bitch” is either «den jævla tispen» or maybe «den jævla tispa», but im still learning.
Åh, jeg lär mig norska och svenska. I Sverige säger de “den rika jäveln” för “the rich fucker”. Också säger svenskar “jäkligt god” för “fucking good”. “A fucking bitch” är “en jävla bitch”, tror jag.
Oh!!! And if a man tries to flirt with you, since you’re a lesbian, and he keeps being a creep, you can say “Drit og dra!” (fuck off) or “Hold kjeft!”
It reminds me of this song
(Like shut up, or STFU)
“Røsk deg i rævskjegget, rasstapp!”
Finnish swears are pretty fun but my favorite is perkele
Ever since i played “my summer car”, this is my go to
As the other commenter said, vittu is the most common one but I really also like jumalauta, which is like “my fucking god”
Also some more interesting common phrase is “voi vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi”, literally translates to “spring of cunts and blackberry winter of dicks”
Also some more interesting common phrase is “voi vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi”, literally translates to “spring of cunts and blackberry winter of dicks”
As a Canadian, this is the phrase I was looking for when I saw snow sticking on the ground after a nice warm period in the last couple of days. It’s perfect and I love it.
so what’s the cultural significance of a “blackberry winter”? does that mean like it’s abundant with something?
Cultural significance is probably just the fact that Finland is north and cold, it’s often joked that the summer is short and with little snow. I can’t really explain it, but the word “takatalvi” feels extremely Finnish in every way, the meaning, the fact that there’s a dedicated single word for the phenomenon, and also just the feeling of that word in your mouth
I see. Thank you for explaining
Perkele is the best but the one I use most often is vittu.
And when you really need to drive the point home, the holy trinity is of course vittu saatana perkele
Hodenkobold (Testicle Goblin)
Kacklappen (Shit rag)
Pimmelnase (Cock-for-a-nose)
Andi du bist 1 pimmel
Which language, please?
German
Gott im Himmel!
Danke schon
German, I think!
Ach!
Danke schon!
Its “Dankeschön” god damet You are butchering my beautiful language!
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