Unrelated to the meme, but I have to counter that breathing piece of cargo with a better photo.

Tracy Caldwell Dyson, NASA flight engineer; a real astronaut.
After years of being on Linux, i never realised how cynical i gotten with windows until i randomly have to use it
Linux aren’t perfect either, but I feel more tolerant on design decisions caused by unintentional mistakes rather than what feels like intentional manipulation
Safe to say, I’m always grateful Linux exists everytime I have to use windows again
Every day after work
Most likely performative, but when a CEO invites you into their long, cylindrical tube I would imagine it to be scary for anyone.
Titanic noises
C’mon, she even held up her hair perfectly for a photoshoot, it’s transparently performative.
Love that it is supposedly made on impulse that she is once again assuming the ground, but at the same time she’s so conscious to hold her hair making sure her face is visible to cameras.
I’m usually vibrating in anger within 5 minutes. Faster if I have to do anything in that fuckshow called Settings.
I use Windows at work. It’s so shitty and pathetic.
My least favorite part is the slow pasting. I select some text to copy, press ctrl-c, then press ctrl-v and wait like 10seconds for the text to be pasted. So fucking weak.
Oh, look. Must be one of those cunts that the bald ding-dong sent into space. I read about the stupid ground-kissing bullshit. Lemme do a thing for the cameras because I’m a rich piece of shit. Fuck all of them.
That the link is nypost certainly helped with the identification. If anyone isn’t following, Bezos. I could be wrong. Fuck 'em anyway.
Yes, that’s Katy Perry from April last year: https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cly57zxevg7o
But more to the point, it’s a popular(-ish) meme format for when you have to go do something you hate (or end up hating) and then you’re so freaking happy to be back to your comfort zone. I.e. exactly how it’s used in this post. Who she is and the whole backstory of how it happened is really not important, I believe the feeling she was conveying is real, even if the act of actually kissing the ground was just a stunt for the camera.
There are better things to be angry about.
Realistic representation of me switching on my Linux machine after a full day of dealing with macos bs at work
This is real
Me at the end of the day, when I finally turn off my work laptop and on my Linux desktop no application has copilot integration.
i turn on my laptop at work, go make a coffee and it’s still booting and loading stuff.
Same laptop (after they gave me a new one and the option of buying the old one for really cheap) with cachyos: 30 seconds to a full kde desktop and an unblinking hdd light (including bios and bootloader 5 second delay).
Me when i need to work
Why is the Fallout girl kissing the dirt?
I knew a few people, who eventually completely returned to Windows.
Most of them saw Linux as a “hobby OS to tinker with”, and had problems with the “trans IT specialist” stereotype. They complained every time some Linux-native application got a GUI, or the existing GUI got easier to use. Some of them jumped onto FreeBSD and similar OSes for a while even.
just imagine what it feels like gettin home after dealing with winshit at work all day 🫥
I work for one of those full-Microslop-stack companies. I don’t even get admin rights.
Same but at least I’m admin so I debloated my machine
I swear intune is a rootkit. The machine grinds to a halt, it’s hogging all the CPU, the fans are blowing, but the stat counters show nothing.
My work laptop had stats lightyears beyond what my toaster at home has and works fuck-all
And with that attitude you probably shouldn’t.
There’s not a great deal of choice for software devs right now. Job is job.
Well, then, deal with being in a Microsoft shop. Don’t like it? Go elsewhere.
Can’t? Not my problem and STFU.
He is dealing with it, that’s why he’s venting here. Not too difficult to grasp i think.
Relax, this is a lighthearted meme community. Dont be a dickhead.

Ok. Sure bud. Tell that to the downvoters and then we’ll talk.
Don’t like it? Go elsewhere.
Can’t? Not my problem and STFU.
Nothing here was your problem, if you don’t like it you should GO ELSEWHERE or STFU.
Just an idea. If you don’t like my idea, that’s fine. Don’t like it? Go elsewhere. Can’t? Not my problem, STFU.

Ok boomer.
I laughed 👍








