- If by private military company you mean a leftist mutual aid org, then yes. - Mutual aid group… With nukes! - How else are you gonna make sure the US doesn’t invade? - Just don’t have oil? 
 
 
- Sorry, but my military plundered your aid while you were still organizing. 
 
- Making friends is easy! Just tie a balloon around their ankle to whisk them away to your secret private military base. - Getting goats what the best part. 
 
- You can also start an orgy instead of killing, but I guess the sex can also happen while slaughtering. - Ranked competitive sex requires there to be one winner. 
- Well you do get a naked large breasted assassin as a companion 
- “I was really enjoying MGS6 right up until Necrophilia Man showed up… Worst. Boss. Ever. Whatever you do: don’t try to reset the game with the fake death pill!” 
- “Can group love bloom on the battlefield?” - I feel like I saw some russian solders dudes fucking before getting killed by a drone a couple years ago. 
 
 
- Woof woof woof woof woof! 
- That’ll do it. Huuaaah! 
- Why lonely if has friends? - Am I to join some else’s military company? Then may as well join the big one. 
- Loneliness = no friends tho. 
 





