I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Bernie Sanders. Christianity spun out of a Jewish apocalyptic sect, so why not, in some very small part, bring it back toward its roots?
Donald Glover
I don’t know much about him, but he’s always seemed super cool. I’m down with a cool pope.
He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.
Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he’d make life better.
Gilbert Gottfried
John Oliver
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let’s get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter’s Basilica would help appeal to the “hip youths” ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.
Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
For each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
Huh. Pope Joan?
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
I’d vote for him
Dang I might have to change my vote
I think we should reelect Francis.
No no no. You aren’t allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
