Ideally: Stand up and go for a walk or my stretching routine. Usually ends the tiredness.
Realistically: Balatro
You’re lookin at it
Read a book
Read a borderline boring book. I prefer holy scripture for that.
Sit around petting the dogs
The dog in question:
Take two Tylenol PM and try to finish masturbating before you pass out.
Your welcome.
A bright screen will surely make me fall asleep.
gestures broadly at this
sudoku
No need to off yourself dude, just read a book.
How do you know I use sudoku to masturbate?
Ruminate.
Doom scroll.
Ruminate.
Wank.
Listen to a sleepy time podcast.In that order.
Could I skip the first four and probably fall asleep immediately with the sleepy time podcast? Yes probably, but, where is the fun in that.
I’ve always felt that an orgasm was natures sleeping pill.
It actually tends to energize me
Roger’s Profanisaurus calls it Wanker’s Cocoa.
Jerk off.
Depends on the level of tired. Currently if I have enough energy I’ll contribute to openstreetmap by adding some missing buildings, parkings, opening times, etc. If I don’t or I’m in bed I scroll tiktok
well, before antidepressants, I would’ve said “jerk off”
but now, errr… I dunno, torture people in video games?
I usually ask people on the internet what they would do if they don’t have much energy, but not tired enough to sleep.
Go to bed anyway
Wank
I usually film it and send it to my fiancée to enjoy
For the last time, I am not your fiancée and I don’t want to see that shit! 😭
