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minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down2·7 months agoAnd they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.
minus-squareNeon 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️🌈@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·7 months agoIt’s actually really logical. Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn’t really. So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn’t
minus-squarejaemo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·7 months agoAlso: where pee is stored. And we can’t be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?
minus-squaredeania@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoThe last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
minus-squareDearth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoBones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoThat’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoI recently got my hips xrayed and I got zero protection for the boys.
minus-squareThe_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down7·7 months agoBecause X-ray can not penetrate bones?
minus-squareThe_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoIt depends how hard boners are.
minus-squareJojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoWhat about squishy, juicy eyeballs? Or the back of your throat, for dental X-rays?
And they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.
It’s actually really logical.
Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn’t really.
So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn’t
Also: where pee is stored. And we can’t be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?
The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
Gotta protect vital organs.
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Think of the children!
Bones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts
That’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.
I recently got my hips xrayed and I got zero protection for the boys.
Because X-ray can not penetrate bones?
But can it penetrate boners?
It depends how hard boners are.
What about squishy, juicy eyeballs? Or the back of your throat, for dental X-rays?