I just dump everything to /dev/null
Should have considered that before they installed it in my self esteem.
Ah damn. You must’ve gotten the wrong version. Sorry about that but the quick fix is to try to override it when thinking about it so yea…
I’m running the “terminally online” version and when I try thinking about it my kernel panics and then starts requesting me to turn off critical system processes. Is there a tech support number I can not call to not fix this issue I’m unwilling to face, making it worse? Or idk… somewhere I can scream into without being told not to, due to insurance coverage issues?
You need the Void DLC as that would cover the liability issues with your abyss, unfortunately it sometimes gets full, leading to long periods of weeping during happy moments.
Be careful, if you scream into the abyss long enough, it will scream back.
“STOP SCREAMING AT ME!”
The abyss is the ocean; the void is space.
If you scream into the abyss, you’ll get water in your lungs and drown.
If you stare into the void, you’ll just see stars and stuff (as opposed to staring into the abyss, which is mysterious and unsettling because you actually can’t see through it very far).
Look, I’m a busy man. I don’t have time to stare into an abyss, then scream into a void. I need something universal.
Might I suggest jerking into the vacuum?
That might not end well.
Well I guess that depends on your goals, doesn’t it?
If you don’t have time, make time.
Try new “Hole”. Scream, stare, jork, or shit. Anything is possible with “Hole”. Certified organic and biodegradable.
New “Hole”!
WRONG
null is to scream at:
echo "aaaaaaahh!!!!" >/dev/nullrandom is to stare at
cat /dev/randomor if you just wanna think about it a little bit:
head /dev/randomIf we scream into the void, how will we hear it when it calls?
Oh, you will notice the call of the void, don’t worry about that.
Be wary of subscribing to the void too. I cancelled a long time ago, but for some reason they keep calling.
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended void…"
That’s the thing about voids, always room for more.
Abyss = what you follow Illidan into
Misunderstood instructions, and abyss is now screaming into me. Anybody help?
Well, abyss certainly has the spirit but the technique seems off. Try gently guiding abyss with clear, direct instructions, like “lower” or “mas lengua”, to help them improve. Lovemaking, like all relationships, is all about communication.
What happens if I stare into the void?
The void is shy. Don’t make it uncomfortable.
staring harder.
You can set up automatic withdrawal from your checking account.
I’d prefer manual withdrawal from my ‘very much not checking it’ account.
Not much but people will look at you funny.
Two voids!
Yeah sure I stare into the abyss but I definitely try to fill my void with alcohol.
If you scream into the abyss, the abyss screams back: “STFU!”
I’m just screaming at the abyss for staring back. Rude.
