PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square159fedilinkarrow-up1777arrow-down114
arrow-up1763arrow-down1imageAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square159fedilink
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoCan confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoSo what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoNope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house. /blinks franticly at the camera
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours ago …be… sure… to… drink… your… ov- You son of a bitch
Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
So what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.
/blinks franticly at the camera
You son of a bitch