wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway
I’m the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I’d be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao
I didn’t really think of it as a “power” but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪
(this will likely never happen as I’m perpetually single. gee i wonder why)
wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.
I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume
Eureka!
Eureka!
"An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.
An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy
I did not know that about cunt physics
I didn’t either so imagine my fuckin surprise 💀
Maybe it wouldn’t have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.
it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again
Now there’s a mental image.
would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?
haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway
I’m the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I’d be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao
honestly, that’s better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.
I wish my genitals had those powers, What’s the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won’t do any silly straw shenanigans.
I didn’t really think of it as a “power” but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪
(this will likely never happen as I’m perpetually single. gee i wonder why)
Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase “eating her out”
you can make sure your partner never gets thirsty while being eating out. that’s their loss
“Voof”
Fucking bravo lol
Just remember to do Kegels until the bathwater is out before you leave the tub.