- Don’t forget about sipping on that Windextini - My favourite cocktail! 
 
- RemindMe! A week before Mother’s Day. 
- Is that a vape? - …Or lip gloss. Both are equally relevant and necessary for a lady’s bath time. - I get high in the tub sometimes. A vape seems reasonable, lol - Molly Cobb? 
 
 
 
- Finally! Somebody gets it! 
- Finally: what women really want. 
- Gotta have everything, not because you will use everything but in case you want to 
- The Lady and the Tramp reference came out of left field. 
- How amazing women’s ability to multitask. Meanwhile, us guys can’t go beyond using one hand for it’s god given duty, and the other for scrolling. 
- Dude about to unhinge his jaw and swallow that mf whole 
- Dont miss the mascara stick too lol. Gotta keep the lashes even in the bath 
- Is that a towel on the left? Why would you need a towel before leaving the tub? - For when you shampooed your eyes by accident and all the water is soapy. - I should work in marketing. - Maybe this really is a gap in the market 
 
- To dry your wet fingers before you touch all the other stuff on the tray. 
 



