• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    16 hours ago

    ✨👏🤦‍♂️🏞️🦊🏌️‍♂️🛌🇮🇳👩🏻⚖️🍋‍🟩🎤🍂🏆🥔🇨🇦👨🏻🏔️💃🏻🥋🙌🥃🩻🥁✊🏿

    Obviously I made some pretty bad choices here, blame the 🥃

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      16 hours ago

      I was thinking something more like:

      A is for Adolf and he did it to himself,
      B for Brian Thompson, killed by Santa’s favorite elf,
      C’s a jerk, it’s Charlie Kirk, hit in the neck before a slump,

      That’s as much as I’ve figured out so far though. Just have to find an illustrator willing to draw up a cartoon representation of Hitler’s final painting in the bunker, Luigi sitting next to an elf with a candy cane pistol in Santa’s sleigh, Charlie discussing gang violence for the last time, etc.

      ABCs of Dead Evil Fascists, coming soon to a book-burning near you.

        • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          5 hours ago

          Not to mention the copies they’d buy just to set on fire. I’ll play it up like it’s horribly upsetting for as long as I can until the laughter breaks through.

          • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            4 hours ago

            Just like that time they all smashed their Keurigs, or burned shoes, or poured whiskey. Those corpos don’t care, they already got your money.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      16 hours ago

      Sparkles, Clap, Facepalm, River, Firefox, Aggravated Assault, Fuck Box, Microsoft Support, Basement Dweller, Lies and Bullshit, Limewire, DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN, Leaves, Participation Award, moans, Syrup and Foreskin, Basement Dweller 2: Stranger Danger, God’s Cum, Cougar, Generic Asian Guy, Everybody Hands Go Up (and they stay there [and they stay there, and they stay there; up down up down up down]), Adult Sadness and Acceptance, Bones 🎺, Parental Regret, Fisting

      lgtm