I like how it’s this astride a wall of unanimous commitments to marriage.
you made me splort coffee through my nose. thank you, stranger.
I love to serve.
“Welcome to Costco, I love you”
You better walk your ass to aisle 15 for a pallet of engagement rings
She’s not fucking around. Put a ring on it.
They are on isle 67
Kirkland Signature ring!
I have family in Chicago and I asked them for pizza recommendations when I was on vacation there and they said Costco😡
Seriously though! You HAD family in Chicago, but after that recommendation… no you don’t 😉
A keeper.
Treasure this woman.
Wifey material right there
She’s a keeper… of souls, but still would
She’s a keeper.
Wants Costco for a first date? Absolute keeper. Loads of green flags there.
I married a woman that enjoys the dining experience at that members only club and we’ve been at it for over twenty years now.
Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers
Oh yeah she gets a ring. Wife her up OP.
I assumed from context that this was their first date, and maybe I’m old or old fashioned, but due to that my thought process went
Oh yeah she gets a ring
For sure! Call her back!
Wife her up OP
Maybe too early for that?
You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.
You’re right, I should comment on things immediately after waking up less frequently.
Or more frequently, if that’s more fun for all concerned 🤪
From now on, any time I wake up, I will immediately message you my very likely incoherent thoughts for your entertainment.
In your hypnagogic state you experienced extremely short-term source amnesia.
Sometimes you just meet people and you just get a very good vibe for them and then you say things like that. It doesn’t actually mean you’re going to proceed but would probably scare them off.
That’s a winner. Good pizza, hot dogs and cheesecake. AND good prices.
Y’all get cheesecake? My Costco doesn’t have that :(
Mine doesn’t even have beer. Still worth it.
Ikea and drown your sorrow in swedish meatballs.
Get the cream cheese danishes in the bakery, if they ever have them. So good. Fuck the cherry and mixed variety boxes. They have some vanilla ice cream that’s really good, too.
Plus they have a club card (because I sure as hell dont).
I’m putting a Kirkland diamond ring on that finger.
Don’t bother buying one though. I got the 12 pack and still have like 5 left, I can certainly spare one.
Wife material right there.
