You get transported into the Star Trek universe.
But
You will be transported by the Star Trek transporter.
Is that still you?
Either I’m in the star trek universe or I’m dead and some other smhuck has to live with my choices
Pro… you’re transported to the Star Trek Universe. Con… it’s still year 2025.
So we skip past Picard S2 at least, just in time for the temporally displaced Eugenics Wars.
Knowing my luck, that means 10% chance of not getting into the Warhammer 40k universe.
That’s a 90% chance I get to see a better future and a 10% I’m still stuck in hell. Yes please deliver button. I do not want to remain here to see what is coming either way. I will take those odds happily. So very very tired of living in America. I hope we are heading for Star Trek still but we have to go through World War 3 to get there. Might be Dune though.
Pro: You get transported in Star Trek
Con: …. It’s Discovery
Pro: You get transported to the Star Trek universe
Con: It isn’t to ship, or a planet
Checked the comments for this, thanks for not disappointing. Good luck on the 40k universe
So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…
They all attack you at once
I want to explore the cosmos.
I fkng want to explore the cosmos.
Let me explore the cosmos.
You start exploring the cosmos as a living battery for the dark Eldar.
Idk about Wh40k lore, would i be aware of the cosmos? Could I see it and see it uniqueness?
Dark Elder are the dark elves of 40k and anything they do to you will be painful and bad as they craft your still-living flesh into buildings and equipment. I’m pretty sure they don’t give their batteries windows so you’d basically just be aware that you’re in a engine room in constant excruciating pain. They’re not very nice. In fact, I don’t know if there’s anyone nice in all of 40K. Everyone is at war all the time and everyone is a bastard.
Oh they will show you many a great things and pleasures 🙏
I mean
In the 40k universe I’d probably die very very fast unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?
unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?
Fuck. That.
Is there another button of the inverse?
Good god no.
Flip it and I’m in.
You are now a sex serviter for the aristocracy. All your holes are permanently pried open.
🤤
I would give my best Matt Damon in Interstellar “… that’s the best chance I have had in years.” And then smash my face jnto the button as hard as I could.
Needs more details, but I’m listening.
I wanna bang on the holodeck. Smash that button.
You have sex on the holodeck of the Eldari ship till you go raw. They don’t stop.
Slaanesh approves
You narrowly avoid Warhammer as you see you’re on the Enterprise. You’re called for a mission. Shortly before you’re beamed down you see it. You look down.Your heart starts racing. You’re wearing a red shirt.
Still a more merciful death than Warhammer, I’d guess
Still better than dark eldar
