Bless your soul for including the meme template!
Still sends you to gulag.
He doth shareth
Beat me to it! thank you!
You might be interested to know this scene is a homage to the Looney Toons short, Feed the Kitty (apologies for the YT link)
Runs on Linux… my arm hurts
The graphics aren’t smeary… My arm fell off but it’s still jorking it
That’s dedication
I felt this way with Baldur’s Gate 3.
100% I first 🏴☠️my way through bg3, then was like “bruh I genuinely wanna get the achievements this is so good wtf” and ended up buyin*on steam, but even was still so over satisfied that I sprung for the deluxe upgrade
My first thought was “I haven’t experienced this since Final Fantasy XII,” but you’re right.
Edit: wait, it says “story is great,” disregard my FFXII comment 😆
congratulations you found indie games
Chess
I just started playing wildmender from my backlog. Probably from a humble bumble.
Totally up my alley. Got my wife a copy and now we’re playing it together.
Sandbox survival with a storyline and quests
Indie game it’s where it’s at. these are just the boring standards these days
Plenty of those TBH. Only a few dick companies add micro transactions, easy to avoid.
4/5 are irrelevant to most games I play tbh. Factorio story is simply automate the extermination of the bugs.
Trainsaw. Always trainsaw
Story Characters and Looks. I count three irrelevant metrics. What is the fourth? Have you not found Factorio yet or have you downloaded the pirated version with added microtransactions? 😄
I don’t understand the pirated thing
It was just a little joke about how sometimes pirated games contain viruses and malware and microtransactions are basically viruses with how toxic they are.
Lmao
I meant 4 and 5, but yeah agree with looks as well actually. Really the most important is that the gameplay is fun, and I find microtransactions significantly reduce how fun a game is to me.
I often return to playing ESO and the ingame shop is the main cause of me quitting again. Never bought anything in it, repeatedly seeing “buy this for premium money!” and after a while I just want it to fuck off and uninstall again.
And suddenly you notice you’re back in 1995
BG3
Hades
Also Hades 2
Basically, any indi game.
Knowing my luck it would turn out to be a PvP game.
