You’re braver than I thought
It’s a trap!
You should smell it on the inside
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered. It may smell bad, kid but it’ll keep you warm.
Any port in a storm.
That was a river, this is the ocean, baby girl.
Gotta bullseye some Womp Rats before you’re ready for a trench run.
You silver-tongued devil.
Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
Negative. It didn’t go in.
Just impacted on the surface.
Can’t blame 'im, though. He’d never sighted down on a womp rat. 🙃
FW: FW: fw: RE: FW: LOL so true!
I miss goofy email forwards, today’s boomers post racist shit on Facebook.
I downloaded this joke in a text file from LImewire before 9/11.
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Even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice?
The life of a repo man is always intense.
Classic flick. 🤘🏼
Ordinary fucking people man, I hate em.
And I thought she smelled bad… on the outside.
Get in there you hairy oaf!
… and I’ll do it again.
Eyoooo!
Relevant standup by Caitlin Peluffo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adZ_2ut1jvM
