Zoos secretly buy rejected 1-day-old male chicks from egg farms: it’s the cheapest live meat for carnivores. I wonder if that’s how the chick got near the tortoise.
Just wait till you hear what people eat
Whoever wrote that headline would shit a brick if they saw Balut
Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a jarring few minutes
…though my personal recommendation is that you don’t.
Horses just slurping up chicks is so fucked to see.
I think I got the search terms reversed

Ahhh so the horse was just getting revenge then
Horse shit with feathers?
Are we actually herbivores that are oportunistic carnivores?
We lived upon glaciers last ice age (except for tropical people and probably those in the southern hemisphere) if we weren’t hyper carnivores then we couldn’t have lived in Europe, we couldn’t have crossed to the Americas. We ate animals that could eat the plants that could grow on the ice and the mountain tops poking through the glaciers, there was no fruit, no grain, no root vegetables, no beans, no cruciforms. There hasn’t been enough time since then for us to become herbivores, though we inherited much ability to eat many plants from the herbivorous apes we evolved from
Try to feed an herbivore a nutritionally stable 100 percent meat diet and they’ll just die. Try the same with us and we’ll be relatively fine indefinitely. Definitely not herbivores
They did that with guinea pigs in testing for vitamin C content in food (if the rodents got scurvy, the food had no acerbic effect)
Unfortunately when they were fed beef they starved, so beef was recorded as “not tested” USDA still records beef as "not tested, presumed zero)
I have eaten only beef (every day), eggs (a dozen two weeks in 5), yoghurt (Greek style) (1kg monthly at most), fish (twice a year on holidays at the beach), wine (three occasions in four weeks) and occasionally beer (a couple of litres once a month) for 3 years - none of which are recognised as having vitamin C. Scurvy sets in in a month or so without vitamin C, and kills a few weeks after untreated symptoms, so were my foods actually devoid of the vitamin I would be years dead. I guess I’m a better guinea pig than a guinea pig is for acerbic testing.
In my home country, ground beef is typically made with an assortment of offal and has a relatively high vitamin/mineral content. And a chewy texture that I personally believe requires an acidic spice marinade and grilling to be palatable.
This really isn’t relevant, but your anecdote made me imagine feeding spicy kebabs to guinea pigs and I couldn’t help but feel a mix of horror and confusion at these poor imaginary creatures deriving more nutrition from a hot spice blend than from the kebab itself.
Nah humans struggle with 100% meat. Even with modern supplementing.
Humans are omnivores.
There are millions of people who would disagree.
It seems to me that anyone whose ancestors were in Europe during the last ice age is well adapted to an entirely carnivorous diet because we’ve only had 10k years to have winter access to plant based food, which isn’t enough time to adapt to a plant based diet, let alone to lose the diet that we conquered the world with
Vegans do badly without supplements, most carnivore diet followers don’t take any supplements other than salt, and many don’t take salt.
How does your model of metabolism deal with living on a glacier?
Struggle, sure. It’s not an ideal diet by any means, but as compared to nearly certain death within a month, it’s far better. Certain cultures were nearly 100% carnivorous by necessity, and they could grow to be elderly, which demonstrates that we are unequivocally not herbivores, which was all I said. I’d never argue against us being omnivores.
Agreed
Man, we’re opportunistic everything.
Not that surprising. Many herbivores are opportunistic carnivores.
Usually mostly mammals though because since they’re able to digest breast milk a little meat tends to agree with them better. But yeah at the end of the day free protein is probably worth an upset tummy out in the wild.
Pretty much the only prey they outspeed
Need to snack on the crunchy chicks to get the evil modifier up. There’s a door with loot, after all.
It’s okay, because you can get even more loot by donating to a temple; and everyone forgets it.
That’s just an old fable

I don’t have any context for that image. What is it?
It’s just like, ‘ayyyy’
Cool. Thanks!
humm tendies
Fun… Well not really fun… Fact:
Giant tortoise didn’t get a scientific name for 300 years. They were so delicious no crew actually managed to get one back to England. They always ended up eating all the cargo.
Another not-so-fun fact: several tortoise species have gone extinct due to humans hunting them for food.
deleted by creator
Everyone eats baby birds. They’re full of delicious little bones, which plants are famous for lacking.
…a slow, carnivorous reptile finds a food source…breaking news…wtf are you people stupid?.. I only calls 'em like a sees 'em
Carniverous? All living giant tortoise species are herbivores.
Now who’s stupid.
Damn well near every herbivore will happily eat meat if it’s entirely risk free and can easily be eaten.
Look at horses as a great example.
…apparently, we’re both wrong…according to wikipedia…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoise

…yeah, you didn’t read the full article which contradicts itself…
Oh yes, my bad, you gave me a broken link and an entire wikipedia article
…you didn’t read the article…
I can’t read, it’s my greatest secret









