TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.
i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good
No idea what any of that is.
It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.
sudo apt install git build-essentials git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy cd fleshlight-diy ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick make pussy sudo make install>be me, Gentoo user >hear about this new pussy package >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code >later virginsEdging for geeks.
There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.
don’t forget about gnussy
It’s actually gnu/ussy
Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy
I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I’ll admit I laughed in real life.
Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.
Bloat. PussyInit is more than enough for any task /s
A hole’s a hole.
Going to remember this post if I ever meet someone irl who uses Linux. :p
Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.
Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.
Don’t forget the white monster.
Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.
You just need the right combination of terminal commands.
grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepPSA that
ls -SluttySluttyShitShitPoopFuckis a valid command,lscomes with pretty much every letter of the alphabet as a flag
It’s in the reflection of the monitor.
I thought you just got thigh highs….
All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!
who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleepThere once was a sysadmin Eddie
who couldstrip,touchandfingerreal steady
but when it came to themount,
by his sweetheart’s account,
it was alwaysdevice is not ready
Sudo pussy enable
Systemctl reboot
Bring out the GIMP!
I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.
You’re sitting on it
You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP
