Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.
Moths. AKA goth butterflies.
Not only that, the only thing that makes them spooky and startling is that they randomly fly around like a dumbass towards anything light related.
When they’re just sitting still being chill they’re actually quite adorable.
You mean glam butterflies
I have a decent relationship with mantids already. I’d sit with them.
Outside, against the wall, alone. At least that’s where I sat in high school. So, maybe with the wasps?
I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.
Everyone knows that anyone who knows anything about anything would go for the most evolutionary diverse group - spiders.
There is nothing these little guys can’t do. Fly over hundreds of kilometres? You got it. Extend their nervous systems several thousand times past their body area using web? Check. Biological hydraulic system? Yup. Jump 10 to 50 times their body lenght? No problem. Live underwater using silk made diving suit? You bet your sweet behind. Paralyze your body after one bite? Easy.
Moths every time. It’s not even close.
I’d be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly…
Dragonflies are likely to be with the mantids at the “we will rip your head off if we like you, you don’t want to know what we do to our enemies” table.
I imagine dragonflies as the “enforcer nerd”; they hang with the weird kids as both companions and security.
As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.
Idk, I feel like the colourful ones would group a bit differently.
The popular high-fashion ones (orchid mantis, jumping spider, rosy maple moth) would be at one table, goths (bumblebee, tarantula) at the other, jocks are already together (beetles, tho ladybug prob carries a knife), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, other spiders are obv commuter nerds, …
Anyway, I would skip lunch bcs this feels like a way too social situation.
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Bees because bees are usually pretty chill and I like chill. Especially the bumblebees.
At one of those empty tables
Mantises
Unless you are a piece of shit, because then the beetles will ragdoll roll you around until you are a nice sphere of shit.
(How do I plan such a funeral for myself?)
