Water, closely followed by coffee. I adhere to a two cup limit, but by god do I enjoy those two cups.

Whisky. Ideally a single malt. Double ideally an Islay single malt. Triple ideally a Port Ellen single malt.

Sadly, the Port Ellen distillery was closed in 1983 which means bottles go for a minimum of £1000 (probably more, it’s been a while since I last checked). The distillery was apparently reopened last year, but it’ll be years before we discover if the new expressions are as perfect as they used to be.

Dragonfruit Mio in carbonated water

Also their grape flavor is good too

Wild Turkey 101 on a normal day Knob Creek if I fee like living it up (both neat).

Water, chocolate milk, roof beer, whiskey-ginger.

Water.

Tea.

#1 Water

#2 Milkshakes

a mix between egirl bath water and egirl piss. bonus points for a splash of egirl spit.

🤤

Non alcoholic go toes

• Coffee
• Water

Alcoholic go toes

• Maker Mark and Diet Coke
• Gin and Tonic
• vodka and tonic

Water for sure #1

Cafe con leche favorite caffeine drink. Diet coke distant second, but I like it.

Cocktails, tie between margarita and paper plane I think.

Wine? A dry Sauvignon Blanc.

Mocha. The tropical belt’s kissing cousins are absolutely delightful in a hot milk bath.

Although, I wouldn’t turn down an eggnog mocha if offered.

Canned Barqs root beer (the can part is important, it affects the flavor) for non-alcoholic, Woodchuck Amber for alcohol. Hopefully obviously I do drink plenty of water though, I just don’t go out of my way to drink extra.

I have two: water and green tea. That’s it, nothing else.

Sometimes, though, I drink coffee, but it’s unlikely I’ll do that (one mug of coffee or green tea is enough for me).

White Russian

Water top tier