I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl…looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you’d see in Stranger Things’ upside down.
Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it’s unlikely these kids don’t have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from… Cloaca.
"The more you know"🌠
Orifice of champions
Totally Tubular!
Turtle Power!
Cloaca Bunga. ✌🏻
My mutated genitals are
nowinside myamphibianreptilian cloaca!PARTAAAAAAAAAY!
They always were…
… dude, you’re a reptile. Salamanders are amphibians
Tortoises have obscenely large genitals
Booking a flight as we speak.
I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl…looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you’d see in Stranger Things’ upside down.
Edit: punctuation
Yeah and they can get pretty loud (bumping of shells and moaning)
Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it’s unlikely these kids don’t have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
That’s why tortoise isn’t my nickname.