I’ll add more distro from the suggestion in the comments.
If you want to do it yourself here the clean map.

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LAND of SLOPDOR

this is adorable
Void should be a like a barely connected fishing village.
Who is Terminal George
I feel like NixOS should be down a mineshaft underneath the
Highs of KnowledgeAnd Guix somewhere below that
Over the years in search of a daily driver, I’ve done Ubuntu > Pop > Kubuntu > Mint > more distro hopping > Mint.
It’s nice living on the beach. 😎
Lol nix is the dungeon. I love dungeon crawling. This tracks.
Thought this was the island from Pokémon Snap, at first
Kali, ParrotOS, and BlackArch are the B-52s flying overhead out of the frame
Where’s the GNU fortress, with trisquel, parabola and others?
Now let’s make an rpg in that map, or maybe a new quest for supertuxkart
Unraid probably is in the pay resort area as well.
Red Hat as well
Void Linux should be between debian and arch as it is “rolling stable release”
Meanwhile openSUSE is still in Germany, just lederhosen & none of this enchanting tropical nonsense.
I assume Hannah Montana is a mystical island only magical maps can lead to?
Not really Linux, but TempleOS should be in the fog somewhere. Maybe technically off the archipelago, but close enough to be related to it in some way.
TempleOS actually enspirits a true hacker/unix philosophy, as bizarre as it is.
The Island of TempleOS is in the middle of the Holy Sea.
got it 👍
Add some more height to the image and put it on a temple in the clouds.
This is the way… disconnected from internet and closer to god
Add Nixos. Also put Slackware to Valley of the lost
slackware smirks in the way that only the subgenius can.
praise bob.Slackware teaches more then debian or arch (trumped only by LFS or old school gentoo). But sure, not many use it.
Move TempleOS to a floating sky temple, and make where it is Portable Bay, where various portable linux ships are moored, named Knoppix (a galleon), Puppy Linux (a fishing boat), Slax (a little sailboat), and TinyCore (a rowboat or kayak)












