What do they sell?
The shop has one of those penny flattener machines but it leaves the surface completely blank when it’s done.
“The Void Stared Back!” Tshirts and bumper stickers.
“I stared into the void and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
nothing
Literally boxes full of nothing so you can take a piece of the void with you when you leave.
Temporarily out of stock
void samples
What sizes are they in?
Souvenir keychains with everyone else’s name but yours.
My unending soul-sucking void is also named Bort.
Snow globes with no snow.
Postcards that say “wish you were here!”
Single socks
L’appel du Vide mugs
I visited the public static void and returned with nothing but deprecative looks.
Towels
segmentation fault (core dumped)A bungee rope to try it out.
Broken warranty seal stickers
T-shirts that from a distance seem to have stains on them but up close they’re blank
Void gift cards
Oooh and branded void cheques!
Copies of the twilight zone and books on multi-dimensional theory such as imagining the 10 dimensions
