The Geico Gecko
Noodleflys from Rain World. They obviously taste like noodles.
obviously The Kraken
Skeever tail.
God
The gingerbread man
Unicorns.
The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
Slig from Dune.
Jackalope. Winged jackalope
Pulled Winnie the Pooh.
It’s honey marinated and fat.
I believe one of the lines from the song is ‘stuffed with fluff’ so I don’t know, could be a little fuzzy.
This. Winnie the Pooh is canonically a teddy bear, presumably only alive by some sort of magic. Likewise, Kanga, Roo, Eeyore, Tigger and Piglet.
Rabbit and Owl, however, were real, living creatures - the true inhabitants of the wood - with related magic allowing them to interact.
So basically, yes, Pooh isn’t edible.
Eating bear is how you get brain worms tho
This is the winner
Tauntaun, but it has to be served lukewarm.
But I thought they smelled bad on the outside?
So do goats, but they’re plenty tasty.
Had never heard of that before, thanks for mentioning it.
Särimner seems like an easy choice tbh
Granted. The gods of Valhalla all have old white man taste buds, and it’s main “flavour” is dry and tough.
Whichever old white guy you’ve met can’t cook pork properly
Chocobos are just large chickens, so…
you know you can just eat ostriches right? It was a meme in the 90s to open ostrich farms, they might have all closed by now though.
I mean, there’s at least one less since last year.
You can, but the post is about fictional creatures.
Birbs aren’t real
Mooshroom is the only one I can think of right know, I think their meat would taste like standard cow meat but embedded with mushroom flavor or something like that.
Oh! Also could SCP-999 taste good? It’s like a blob of orange jello from what I recall. I wouldn’t want to eat it but it would probably taste good.
iirc 999 smells like peanut butter, so it might taste like it too. Eating it might be hard though, I think it’s one of those hard to kill types.
