All log cabins are pretty gay tho

…expand on that?
“I’m going to build a shelter entirely out of some long hard wood because I like phallic objects that much.”
If this joke doesn’t land I’m deleting
myselfit.
chainsaws should not be gender limited. EVERYONE should know to run a chainsaw.
Nobody cheats on Chainsaw Betty.
There’s a reason the gay republicans call themselves “Log Cabin Republicans.”
Now you’re queer and buff. Sure he meant to punish you?
“You won’t be bullied for being queer if you have a 20” chainsaw
I mean somebody has to build the love shack.
“Man the queer out of me” is eerily similar to what my dorm-mate said when his homophobic roommate told him to “man up and cut the f***ot shit.”
I nearly died laughing when my dorm-mate responded, “oh yeah? You gonna use your manly powers to fuck the f***ot out of me?”
I think it’s useful to remember what happened to Francis Bacon after his father caught him wearing his mother’s underwear and had him whipped by a group of boys who worked on their land. He’s my favorite painter but that whole approach at manning someone up is just destructive.
You should raise a child to allow them to reach their full potential and accept their individual nature, making them fit a very specific indentical mold your pre-conceived ideals like is a good way of destroying them.
Try and try he did. Butnl no matter how hard he tried, and hard he did try, the roommate could not fuck the f***ot out of him. So sad. Try again tomorow…please.
They’re doing it wrong, the roommate is supposed to be on the receiving end so the other one can exercise their “manly powers”.
Pride flags and log cabins both usually have horizontal stripes. Easy to combine
Until I read the second paragraph, I thought it was stating that the step grandfather was trying to teach them how to apply eyeliner with a chainsaw.
Put me down for one gay log cabin, please?
I would like a fabulous log cabin.
Grandpa wanted you to be able to build your own palisade to defend yourself from the hateful
Honestly, building a gay log cabin together sounds like relationship goals.
I could use a hella’gay log cabin. No, seriously, I actually want my forever home to be a log cabin dripping with style.
I would take a bi one, wait is there even a difference?
There’s an extra bedroom in those, to keep your stereotypes in
I dont now if the soulless redhead, the freaky bookworm and the goth mommy would like to dhare a room, but an extra room is always apreciated :)
Chainsawery with eyeliner is peak
That makes you EVEN GAYER









