• rumba@lemmy.zip
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    41 minutes ago

    chainsaws should not be gender limited. EVERYONE should know to run a chainsaw.

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    “Man the queer out of me” is eerily similar to what my dorm-mate said when his homophobic roommate told him to “man up and cut the f***ot shit.”

    I nearly died laughing when my dorm-mate responded, “oh yeah? You gonna use your manly powers to fuck the f***ot out of me?”

    • Pee comes from the balls@lemmy.world
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      I think it’s useful to remember what happened to Francis Bacon after his father caught him wearing his mother’s underwear and had him whipped by a group of boys who worked on their land. He’s my favorite painter but that whole approach at manning someone up is just destructive.

      You should raise a child to allow them to reach their full potential and accept their individual nature, making them fit a very specific indentical mold your pre-conceived ideals like is a good way of destroying them.

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      Try and try he did. Butnl no matter how hard he tried, and hard he did try, the roommate could not fuck the f***ot out of him. So sad. Try again tomorow…please.

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        They’re doing it wrong, the roommate is supposed to be on the receiving end so the other one can exercise their “manly powers”.

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    10 hours ago

    Until I read the second paragraph, I thought it was stating that the step grandfather was trying to teach them how to apply eyeliner with a chainsaw.

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    Grandpa wanted you to be able to build your own palisade to defend yourself from the hateful

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    9 hours ago

    I could use a hella’gay log cabin. No, seriously, I actually want my forever home to be a log cabin dripping with style.