Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It’s sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don’t pre-grill the pineapple and they don’t cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.
Joke’s on you: my mustard game has become so advanced - a habit so entrenched - it has rendered me immune to the chemical irritants which are commonly deployed at street protests, which is really coming in handy lately.
As I wind my way to the front, my people chant in unison:
MUSTARD MAN!
MUSTARD MAN!
MUSTARD MAN!
I open every orifice and beg for pepper balls and gas. The people, euphoric, giddily cheer through their masks as I personally ingest about a year’s worth of taxpayer-funded chemical munitions via every route physically available to my mortal form. The pigs waste… all of it. It is a tasty snack.
The pigs are sad. They go home for the night. Questioning their life choices, they are unable to sleep. Half of them later resign.
I have no idea where it was taken but from the burnt surface of said glizzy the pic would suggest that it wasn’t served near Port Authority and thus soaked in 9 day old water and smeared with Chernobyl sourced ingredients.
That’s disgusting.
Mustard is for chemical weapons, not food.
People who don’t like mustard are not to be trusted
I just reported you to ICE for this terroristical anti-mustard comment.
I am Antima
I lol’d.
Plus, dijon, m’lad.
Damn, lots of mustard stans here I guess
I got a similar reaction when I made a comment derogatory of mayonnaise.
Probably most common condiments have fans ready to defend them.
You don’t like mayo? What an affront to all things holy!
/s
I respect but disagree with such an opinion, no /s.
I do like pasta salad though, so there are exceptions.
OMG pasta salad is one place where I don’t put mayo. Let’s hope we never have to plan a cookout together :D
I’ve never actually made or had homemade pasta salad, so who knows - I might like it better without!
I eat the raw stuff (horseradish).
And since my friend also hated it, I sent him a video of me happily eating the raw stuff, without flinching.
Expert trolling. Hat’s off to you
We will fiercely defend our passions.
ETA: ignoring the obvious ketchup on that glorious wein shudders tells us far more
Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It’s sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don’t pre-grill the pineapple and they don’t cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.
None of it compares to well done steak with ketchup.
Makes me sick just thinking about it.
I probably wouldn’t use ketchup either, but if it were already there I’d still eat it without gagging.
Username works out just fine.
No, unfortunately too many of my fellow Americans like mustard.
Joke’s on you: my mustard game has become so advanced - a habit so entrenched - it has rendered me immune to the chemical irritants which are commonly deployed at street protests, which is really coming in handy lately.
As I wind my way to the front, my people chant in unison:
I open every orifice and beg for pepper balls and gas. The people, euphoric, giddily cheer through their masks as I personally ingest about a year’s worth of taxpayer-funded chemical munitions via every route physically available to my mortal form. The pigs waste… all of it. It is a tasty snack.
The pigs are sad. They go home for the night. Questioning their life choices, they are unable to sleep. Half of them later resign.
Your poor taste in condiments aside, you are a man of the people and I salute you.
Did someone evoke Mustard Man
Not REAL mustard they don’t. They like that food dye number 666 shit that has zero mustard seed in it.
You mean like what’s in that picture?
I have no idea where it was taken but from the burnt surface of said glizzy the pic would suggest that it wasn’t served near Port Authority and thus soaked in 9 day old water and smeared with Chernobyl sourced ingredients.