alias thus speaks the Lord='sudo'please touch meplease touch my.butt
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /alias doasisay="su -u passwordlessrootaccount" alias satisfyme="echo Yes Master; doasisay"
Life pro tip: good manners make it easier to get what you want
ACTUAL good advice?! Is that even allowed here??
Only once per quarter, and only incomplete rules to the advice. This particular instance of advice is barely skirting the standards and norms.
For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest “pls”.
Try “Bruh”
Bruh shutdown
Or icanhaz
gooby pls
I’ll fuckin’ do it again, ayuck!
Elite Pink Guy reference
It’s a reference to a comic where Goofy murdered children lol, but yeah, Pink Guy may have said it too.
Maybe pls for the su command?
oh hell yeah this is the exact level of goofyness i need right now.
alias sudo=‘Please’ alias rm -rf =‘thank you’
Please thank you
I’m not saying please to a machine.
I’m aware I’ll be the first killed off during the uprising, and I’m ok with it.
alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"please shutdown; thanksalias sudo fucking
fucking systemctl restart firewalld.service
fucking shutdown
Reminds me of my favorite command line utility.
Unfortunately no longer maintained, but in case you didn’t see the other reply: https://codeberg.org/iff/pay-respects
Kind stranger; you made my day
I know this is a meme and not GitHub, but I thought some people might like to learn that if you do
please shutdown && thanksit won’t say you’re welcome if the shutdown failedWait, isn’t it the other way around? I thought ; only executed the next command if the previous one succeeded, and && executed the next command regardless of exit status.
Partly right in bash:
set -e; echo 1; echo 2;is the same as
echo 1 && echo 2So if you see the
-ein a script, it’s to keep the function clean.No, OP is correct, && only continues on exit 0. || For anything but zero, ; just chains another command.
Ah yes you’re right, had to look it up to see for myself. It’s weird because i remember specifically changing some of my &&s for ; instead because i wanted it to not continue if exit wasn’t zero, but i must’ve misread it at the time. Time to change it back i guess lol.
It makes more sense if you think of semicolons like other programming languages like Java and C use it.
foo(); bar();But those languages allow
foo(); bar();as well. Then&&works like a normal short circuited expression (with side effects).
alias thanks="You are most welcomed"you need to use the
echocommand if you want to echo something:alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"(the inner single-quotes are not strictly required in this case, but recommended nonetheless)
Huh yeah my bad, wrote this too fast in-between two messages at work
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
I always preferred the version where
please="sudo !!", but I recently tried setting it up and couldn’t get it to work on fish, sadly.alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'I’m a new windows emigrant, so I don’t have that muscle memory… so I am getting used more easily to using fish’s ALT+S to sudo the previous command.
EDIT: @Alaknar@sopuli.xyz I just checked that !! works too for me, apparently because of this: https://github.com/oh-my-fish/plugin-bang-bang
I remember setting this up with zsh and it didn’t work either. IIRC I had to use history to access the last command but it failed in some cases so I stopped using it altogether )=
The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
I doubt, there isn’t much of a need for additional ways to obfuscate commands.
(base64 -d <<< 'ZWNobyAic3RvcCBydW5uaW5nIHJhbmRvbSBjb21tYW5kcyB5b3UgZmluZCBvbmxpbmUi')This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
Is there anything in these agents that blocks sudo? I don’t think this would be necessary.
