Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re missing stuff, right?

I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.

Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this

Wtf am I looking at?

> bites victim  
> injects stir bars through fangs  
> drag them back to my lair  
> throw onto the stir-floor  
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
> take nap

Today was a good day.

Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

And implanting them all over the place, apparently.

Mmm magnets.

1. those are huge stir bars
2. my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱