The company compiled information from franchisees and guests on how to measure friendliness, resulting in the fast food chain training its AI system to recognize certain words and phrases, such as “welcome to Burger King,” “please,” and “thank you.” Managers can then ask the AI assistant how their location is performing on friendliness.
I went to Wendy’s the other day, and they have this automatic pre-recorded English-fluent woman cheerfully ask for your order. While an actual person didn’t indicate that they were ready, I know they won’t do a second intro message either way, so I started to order. A heavy spanish accent comes over the speaker “Fucking wait, god.” My only thought was “Fair enough” and I waited.
Whoever implements these systems is crazy. We don’t pay people enough to be policed that heavily.
Is this why I can’t buy a steam machine?
My SO works at a callcenter and they get dinged for the use of what they call “tragic phrases.” These include, but aren’t limited to:
- “Unfortunately”
- Words/phrases that imply uncertainty like “should”
- Words/phrases that imply non-commitment like “I can’t do that” or “that’s against policy” or “that’s not my dept”
- So-called sloppy words/phrases like “No problem” or “hold on just a sec”
Its fucking ridiculous. They pay some outside vendor for training and guidelines.
As a customer, I would feel much more comfortable talking to someone who doesn’t sound like they have a gun to their head.
God dam, that’s horrible. Unfortunately it’s not my department but I should let you know your not alone, now hold on a sec while I transfer you to purgatory
I’m so glad I can mouth off to customers in my line of work, not that I abuse the privilege but sometimes a customer needs to be told they are a fucking idiot and they could of flooded or burnt the place down.
non-commitment like “I can’t do that” or “that’s against policy” or “that’s not my dept”
Ok, I’m not a native English speaker but… I have the feeling that they don’t know what non-commitment means. Unless it’s commitment to fuck the customer, but then, why bother to offer a call center?
You could make Burger King nearly infinitely better by PUTTING THE CHEESE ON THE BURGER TO MELT, YOU PRIMITIVES
No one asked for this
It’s the C-suite. They’re so corporatized they can’t differentiate between an over-the-top professional smile and somebody being genuinely helpful.
The capitalists running everything did
Oh hey, that’s almost exactly the kind of cyberpunk dystopia that I grew up reading fiction about:
Computer, how many R’s in “thank you?”
This’ll turn out great, for sure.
As if that were the reason people don’t go to Burger King
The last time I had BK that wasn’t trash was at the Honolulu airport, that was October 2024 and I think I’ve stopped at BK once since and it was horrible. Not to mention Canadian sizes are much much smaller it seems. Like fuck I used to buy the chicken sandwichs and now they are like half the size and the chickens shit
They’re not supposed to put chicken shit on the sandwich unless you specifically request it.
I regret choosing the red pill; this reality is getting worse and worse. Can I go back to the 90s Matrix?
Can I go back to the 90s Matrix?
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FORCING Minimum Wage workers to say Please and Thank You will ENSURE that their FOOD QUALITY will go UP while Prices go Affordable!
Cargo cult happiness.
Not like I was going to burger king anyway but this is a solid reason not to
I wish I could explain to companies how fucking awkward and horrible it feels to be on the receiving end of forced gratitude. Even if I liked the restaurant, I wouldn’t be able to go if they did this.
I guess it’s no surprise that rich people think the experience is still the same with or without the consent of the providing party.
They don’t care. They only care about like go up.
They’re hoping to phase out human employees ASAP.
Or to have someone to blame when the line goes down
They cant keep staff as it is, so this?
Haha they just can’t help but try and shove ai into everything. Down our fucking throats
This is the worst timeline. 1984 was a warning not an instruction manual.
And Idiocracy was a comedy not a documentary
it was too optimistic
If only we lived in a world where the President of the United States went and recruited the smartest person in the world to solve the most difficult problems
They really did us a disservice being fucking hilarious the whole time
Welcome to Burger King, I love you. Welcome to Burger King, I love you. Welcome to Burger King, I love you…
Yeah, I really don’t care about the forced speech they do. Organic, natural speaking is way better than a script, and I don’t require anyone at their job to say welcome, please, etc. It’s a stupid solution in search of a problem.
Of course, I also don’t eat at burger king or their rivals, so I doubt they care. Increase the quality, decrease the price. That’s what would get me to go.
