Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.
That doesn’t make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.
Here, watch as I did and hear the horror: https://youtu.be/IiyKh1d_U7o
I don’t remember ordering this vagina with sausage!
Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.
Hahahahahaja
No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.
I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.
Same, luv. Same.
So what’d she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.
And they say journalism is dead
I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy
Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?
This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn’t use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant
You are American, right?
Ok I’ll try that in my car.
Not your car. Just your pussy
shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond
My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.
Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.
Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery
Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.
She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG
So yeah, nowt flash
Wag?
White ass girl?
just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina
Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?
at 6 in the morning
Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns
I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song
I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.
hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended
Drop the bass
Dick guillotine
Vagina dentata
Attorney at cock law.
Cock law in this country isn’t governed by reason
“you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”
Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it’s just “Rhianna wears a dress”
right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking
Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I’d probably be excited about it too.
