Funny, but there’s no way they actually tried making eyeballs - these were intentional.
What, you don’t put Red Hot nipples on your eyeball cookies?
It was probably black with a brown iris, but got washed out
Probably red, like spooky bloodshot eyes.
Then faded in baking
Yup, almost certainly made for breast cancer awareness.
hey! my, um… eyes… are up here!
chloe!!! yesyes i can see ur eyes ~ (dunno if i asked this already, but im wondering: do u like carrot cake?.. yes im still excited about that 🥕)
haiii maria!! :3
yes i do like carrot cake! :3 it’s not my favourite but it is good! (tho tbh i think I like the carrot cake icing more than the cake itself 😅)
whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots… and cake >v< with nothin ontop— and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but… damp still which was great-<3
What is happening here?
Just a friendly convo about carrot cake?
Honestly this is scarier
I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.
If they were soft, warm and fleshy I wouldn’t mind. But these dry and cracked monstrosities are a whole different story!
Everything reminds me of her.
I should call her…
Titscuits
That was my stripper name.
Nipplerdoodles.
but ended up with a pile of titties…
is something I’d like to say more often.
Good cookies, just wrong holiday to serve them.
Wait, what is the correct holiday for these?
The best match that comes in my head is the Saint Valentines Day.
Naked Sunday (that may be made up)
I’ll eat that
October is breast cancer awareness month, so it even remains relevant!
This reminds me of that Oglaf comic posted earlier where he turns everything to boobs
Wear the costume of Saint Agatha. In many classical paintings she is represented carrying a tray with her own mutjlated breast on it
It’s the little baking victories that makes the day.
would
Looks like my shitty almond paste cookies
why you jumpscaring us like that? 😭
Tbh I screenshotted my cookies but lemmy uoloaded the last thing I copied and I just rolled with it
show the cookies now! 😤
Monstrosity
were they at least somewhat tasty?
Oh god no
Charge your battery
I need a new phone 🪫
Poor saggy things
Bro, we just had a post about this, natural is natural.
Less scary than MrBeast.
