qaz@lemmy.worldM to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoAt least the river is rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1579arrow-down110
arrow-up1569arrow-down1imageAt least the river is rulelemmy.worldqaz@lemmy.worldM to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoHow do they consent? Now you might think, who cares? But think about this, if she can marry a river why can’t I marry JP Morgan Chase?
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoWhat if JP Morgan Chase and I run off to Vegas together without telling her lawyers.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agohow can you run off anywhere with JPMorganChase? they have branches on the moon and charge monthly fees to make you pay for the convenience of moon fees.
How do they consent?
Now you might think, who cares? But think about this, if she can marry a river why can’t I marry JP Morgan Chase?
Because lawyer army
What if JP Morgan Chase and I run off to Vegas together without telling her lawyers.
how can you run off anywhere with JPMorganChase? they have branches on the moon and charge monthly fees to make you pay for the convenience of moon fees.
Marry the lawyer army