Arrives unelected
Kills the queen
Deletes the economy
Refuses to elaborate
Leaves
What did she mean by this?
I’m very proud to say that my first visit to the UK ever was during the turmulent Truss tenure. It was phenomenal, you folks know how to handle incompetence. I never thought I’d see a head of lettuce destroy a head of state, but the Brits know what they’re doing.
shes famous for lasting less than a HEAD OF CABBAGE. oh and apparently, like jd vance the queen died shortly after she met him.
You guys have Personal Investigators?
I thought it was a pubic infection
primary/ principal investigator
Still don’t know what that is.
Generally the professor in charge of the research group.
Thanks.
The secret is to imagine yourself as a cabbage.
It was a lettuce.
One must imagine the lettuce happy.
PI? Private Investigator or π? Or both?
Primary Investigator
I’ve also heard principal investigator, but it’s all the same. I think I’ve talked with mine once since I defended. I think that’s for the best.
That usually means Physical Instructor and the meme made a lot of sense to me.
PIs are trained on science that is likely outdated by the time they become professors, rewarded to churn out as many grants as possible, and never given a day of managerial training. Switching to industry after my PhD was a breath of fresh air.
Ive had some of the first encouraging moments in my career during my advisor meetings this year. Ive been doing this for 8 years 😔
Well, well, well - somebody actually found an actual quality of Liz “Lettuce” Truss: Memability.
Lettuce be thankful on this blessed day.
My PI taught me I don’t want a career in academia. Fuck that. Now I’m a capitalist slave :(
If it’s any consolation, neoliberalism has thoroughly fucked academia as well.
Left is me during the job interview, Right is me the moment onboarding ends.
It’s the other way around for me
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