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Why don’t churches have Wi-Fi?
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They don’t want competition from an invisible power that actually does things.
Ok but why is your church in the conference room of a Holiday Inn?
I dont know if its the holiday inn, but its definitely in Texas based on the doublewide chairs
People have the Bible on their phones? Like, this is a pretty common thing. Also note-taking apps.
Ok who wants church stories because I got some?
I’m listening…
they must be in church at the moment
This reminded me of a time (at the Peak of ISIS’s Bullshit) when someone came into a Mosque to Pray and had the cops called on him because he A) Had never been to this Mosque before and B) was reading the Quran on his phone and the Imam was worried he might be a terrorist.
That’s not church, that’s a corporate seminar
What’s the difference these days?
Fuck this wave, it’s a SIN!
Ace of Base saw it
And it opened up their eyes
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What if I’m using it to ask my AI priest about acceptable fluids to baptize children in?
I mean, was the gatorade made of holy water?
I has what original sin craves.
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It’s got electrolytes!
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I wonder what “Father Justin” was demoted to… Creepy Uncle Justin? Altar
BoyMan Justin? Baptismal Font Justin?Is Powerade okay?
Do you want schisms? 'Cause that’s how you get schisms!
Should be fine, but I’m out of tokens so you’ll have to wait until tomorrow if you don’t want to risk condemning your baby to an eternity in hell because you used the wrong sports drink.
How else would they baptize in Florida?
Moral licensing, in one photo.
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Michelle is judging (Matthew 7:1-5). She doesn’t know if 📱holder is reading the bible, or setting up a ministry.
Not to mention, Jesus wasn’t too much of a fan of hypocrites.
“Hey ChatGPT, I don’t like my current ministry, let’s create a new one. It needs to be low effort but also financially beneficial for me.”
Ministry here meaning evangelical pursuits, but sure, that works too🤣
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