PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square164fedilinkarrow-up1791arrow-down114
arrow-up1777arrow-down1imageAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square164fedilink
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 month agoCan also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoCan confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoSo what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoNope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house. /blinks franticly at the camera
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month ago …be… sure… to… drink… your… ov- You son of a bitch
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSo if I’m walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can’t tell her to come on in?
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Can confirm; am vampire
Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.
Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
So what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.
/blinks franticly at the camera
You son of a bitch
So if I’m walking towards my house after giving one a ride I can’t tell her to come on in?