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sad_detective_man@leminal.space to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Jiggawatt Rule

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Jiggawatt Rule

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sad_detective_man@leminal.space to 196@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • Cris@lemmy.world
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    Good thing men have holes. Otherwise they’d be literally incompatible. >.>

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        Here’s your risky click of the day: ಠ_ಠ (visual is sfw but mind the audio)

        • Novaling@lemmy.zip
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          Why…

        • Synapse@lemmy.world
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          Philadelphia side car 🤣

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          Oh dude some of the stories I heard in the waiting room, uh, yeah I met that patient.

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    What a shit argument. For one, they are literally compatible. If they touch it just becomes a hot wire that can transfer electric charge. The design is for convenience and not a biological argument.
    Second, this assumes that visual examples of simple things must equate to similar examples that share only a few features of resemblance. Like saying that a pipe bomb explodes, TNT explodes, and thus, (insert tube shaped example like a snake or a trash can) should also naturally explode. I guess an idiot might be convinced.

    In this dumb example it could be argued extension cords are like gay men, and thus, are natural. Penis? Check. Hole meant for putting penis in? Check. Gay man. (Or trans person, or intersex, or more)

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      my dude are you saying “GroyperVGC” is dumber than rocks at the bottom of the abyssopelagic asscrack in the ocean? sir, that is an upstanding pillar of the community 😤

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      Also, there’s nothing biological about them. They’re not biological entities. They’re artificial. Manufactured.

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      For one, they are literally compatible.

      I mean, whatever is at the other end of the American male plug probably expects 120V, 60Hz AC power, and whatever is at the other end of the male Europlug probably expects 240V, 50Hz AC power.

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        Awkschually, a lot of stuff can take both because it’s often cheaper to produce one for multiple Countries.

        A random phone charger I grabbed of my shelf can take anywhere from 100 to 240V, 50 to 60Hz.

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        Fair haha. A little in the weeds but I’m referring directly to the pins and socket (and conductor I guess) specifically like the OP was with their ability to connect. If we ignore convention then what’s off screen could technically be a power source of any metric on one end and a compatible appliance on the other.

        Unrelated bit do you think if we continue this as the original euphemism it becomes a racial thing implying nobody should get with Europeans? Lol

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      Extension chords have two things poking out. So his point can obviously only be about people with diphallia.

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      If my extension cords are gay men then my USB drives are gay tops.

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        Well, obviously. My netgear is actually a gay switch.

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      I prefer “idiot thinks he’s making a great argument - I will not dignify it with anything serious”

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    I don’t know if they’ve noticed. But humanity is a very horny species.

    If there’s a hole, they’ll fuck it.

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      👅🦋👉🪐

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        Dont eat the butterfly or else its gonna create a storm in Saturn via the butterfly effect?

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          lick a poisonous butterfly and you’ll fly through space

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      Let me explain this to the less fortunate… Some people with two penises also have two assholes and if they meet they are totally compatible. You can have a people polymer chain! Just use one of your two penises as a crosslink (fucking) between your self and the other guy. You can make circles while standing up! The rest of us single blade single plugers can only do back to back…it takes a whole lot to make a circle that way.

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      nice 😎

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    We are not designed. At all. Explain dreams.

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    And God said, “Let there be prostates.”

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    This is not biology.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You can put one of the prongs of the cylindrical connectors through the holes of the flat one. It’s called “docking.”

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    I take overwhelming joy in telling people like this “well duh, that’s why god gave us buttholes”

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      that’s why the prostate feels so good to be prodded by a long hard object, it’s literally a lock and key

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    The top dude isn’t homophobic, he just doesnt suppprt marriage between Americans and Europeans.

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    Dirty Mike? Me and the boys have been looking for you since that thing we did in New York all those years ago…

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    The prongs on my appliances making me think about gay sex then turning that into a point on how it’s against gods will is level 1000 repression.

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    Someone hasn’t heard of docking…

    http://docking.urbanup.com/11376195

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    Im going to wait over here for god to explain this unholy abomination.

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    Flip one cord around and it’ll work fine.

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