A is for Adolf and he did it to himself,
B for Brian Thompson, killed by Santa’s favorite elf,
C’s a jerk, it’s Charlie Kirk, hit in the neck before a slump,
That’s as much as I’ve figured out so far though. Just have to find an illustrator willing to draw up a cartoon representation of Hitler’s final painting in the bunker, Luigi sitting next to an elf with a candy cane pistol in Santa’s sleigh, Charlie discussing gang violence for the last time, etc.
ABCs of Dead Evil Fascists, coming soon to a book-burning near you.
Sparkles, Clap, Facepalm, River, Firefox, Aggravated Assault, Fuck Box, Microsoft Support, Basement Dweller, Lies and Bullshit, Limewire, DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN, Leaves, Participation Award, moans, Syrup and Foreskin, Basement Dweller 2: Stranger Danger, God’s Cum, Cougar, Generic Asian Guy, Everybody Hands Go Up (and they stay there [and they stay there, and they stay there; up down up down up down]), Adult Sadness and Acceptance, Bones 🎺, Parental Regret, Fisting
This gives me an idea for a children’s alphabet book that’ll get a lot of really angry reviews.
✨👏🤦♂️🏞️🦊🏌️♂️🛌🇮🇳👩🏻⚖️🍋🟩🎤🍂🏆🥔🇨🇦👨🏻🏔️💃🏻🥋🙌🥃🩻🥁✊🏿
Obviously I made some pretty bad choices here, blame the 🥃
You plain forgot poor “E”! May I suggest 🗣️
I was thinking something more like:
That’s as much as I’ve figured out so far though. Just have to find an illustrator willing to draw up a cartoon representation of Hitler’s final painting in the bunker, Luigi sitting next to an elf with a candy cane pistol in Santa’s sleigh, Charlie discussing gang violence for the last time, etc.
ABCs of Dead Evil Fascists, coming soon to a book-burning near you.
Sparkles, Clap, Facepalm, River, Firefox, Aggravated Assault, Fuck Box, Microsoft Support, Basement Dweller, Lies and Bullshit, Limewire, DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN, Leaves, Participation Award, moans, Syrup and Foreskin, Basement Dweller 2: Stranger Danger, God’s Cum, Cougar, Generic Asian Guy, Everybody Hands Go Up (and they stay there [and they stay there, and they stay there; up down up down up down]), Adult Sadness and Acceptance, Bones 🎺, Parental Regret, Fisting
lgtm